Interviewing my Friends (yes, i have friends)

okay, so i am with my friends, maddie and alli and we are just bored and i decided to whip out my laptop and interview them, so here we gooooooo


Allison [IG//allison.engel]
V: So allison, what topic would you like me to interview you on?
A: idk viv. whatever is easiest.
V: Okay, so howabout just you in general?
A: mkay
V: Favorite food?
A: Ummm... hot wings. or shrimp. or grilled cheese. wait are you writing exactly what i say?
V: yeah
A: oh
V: What do you do in your spare time?
A: watch netflix by my lonesome. stalk hot guys on instagram.
V: I'll watch netflix with you allison.
A: no homo viv
V: whoa allison. on a scale of 1-100, how would you rate Ryan Gosling?
A: *intense staring* *weird noises* 69
V: well then. favorite rapper?
A: Big Sean. Hes my bae
V: hmmm okay. money or love?
A: money
V: okay thats enough of allison today... lets go on to maddie

Maddie [Ig//maddie.bryan620]
V: ready
M: yaaa
V: favorite song rn?
M: Backseat freestyle by Kendrick Luhhhmar
V: niice... favorite brand?
M: *insert weird noises* uhhm walmart jk i like PINK because high quality
V: trueeee. Music or Netflix?
M: both. there is no choice. it is both. wait i have to make it sound survival Shakespearean-like. "They are both true loves" "I shall not disregard thy baes"
V: if you could be one animal for 24 hours what would it be?
M: *intense thinking faces* i would be either a seal or an alpaca. probably an alpaca.
V: okay then... favorite quote/inside joke?
M: semi-lukewarm hexagons
V: truee
V: well then thats enough maddie for today.

aaaaaaaanyways, stay sassy.
-Viiv