I am a fail...

I am a complete fail

This isn't an emotional, sappy post, just stating reasons why I am a complete mess, yayy.
1. I make so many typos; basically I have to redo a whole essay because my mind goes faster than my fingers can type, and I always stare at my words I'm writing not at the keys. It also is very interesting to see my typos in conversations.
2. I time stuff really badly like the snapchat to your right. I'm always late or too early, never on time hahaha
my life is either an overactive or slow clock.
3. I talk too fast and basically i talk as fast as i type and i can type about 60-70wpm which is really fast and i cant help it like my friends (yes, i actually have friends) look at me like i'm crazy bc I talk waaaay too fast. 
4. I try to learn another international language like Portuguese but i end up only learning how to say hi (oi) and its really frustrating bc what if i go to brazil one day and I dont know where the bathroom is like what do i say like "ayy wheres the bathroom" to a person who doesn't even speak english?? Ohmygod i am a fail...

aaaaanyways, stay sassy.
-Viiv